Today I want to tell you a story. It's an epic tale of events on a road trip.
If you've heard of Mike Nnemonic or the original flash from Leileilol. Then i'm sure you know the tale already
One glorious sunny day I decide to have a road trip! The roads were clear and my car was perfect. Mike oldfield blasting on the stereo, and a motorway in sight.But how on earth did I go on the M6 toll?
I'm driving down the road on an epic road trip
Some idiot in a truck cuts me so............
Naturally I flip him the bird Yeah! 
Then I see a booth. I hope they have change!
I need exact change only says the attendant!
Can you break a Fiver? 
Maate! I said exact change only!
I've only got a 5 and 50 pound note on me!
He said rudely! Exact change only Stupid!
Screw you mate! *flips bird* Let me through
Yeah That's gonna happen chump. In fact
I'm calling the police on you!
*snaps* Punch!
Then Suddenly I woke up, thanks to a slap for turning around and squishing the wife!
